October 2010
23 posts
A pacifier tied to a balloon...
I’m an infant. Life’s safe, predictable and polar. I’m either extremely content or really pissed off. I have my ways of showing it. Typically, I’m either wrapped up, sleeping soundly or taking the stage with tears and exposed scarlet gum. Yesterday, however, taught me the depth of life. Clarity ends with infancy. Clarity ends when that asshole of a neighbor boy steals the...
Predictions for popular Halloween Costumes....
#1 most popular - Jersey Shore
#2 - girls looking trashier than normal (notice I didn’t include this in the #1, because those girls look trashy all of the time)
#3 Spiderman (he makes it every year)
#4 Mad-Hatter (the wild card this year)
#5 dudes that don’t care what they are so they just take their shirts off and flex to take home a sexy bee, or cat, or nurse
#6 Mammography...
My Halloween Project
Below are detailed schematics for how I’m going to construct the most awesomest Halloween outfit ever. Spoiler Alert…It’s not Lady Gaga in a Meat Dress. T-Minus 23 days and counting. “To the lab!…”
“Cause I’ll tell you everything about living free,”
– Wolfmother
I find this fascinating.. →
Religious research to be done by some Juniata folk.
“I got a feelin….”
– Black Eyed Peas 