me:What’s the omelet of the day? guy with very thick Dominican accent behind French Bakery counter that talks fast: five um taco bell pepper with these hair and grass what i actually ate: chive onions, red bell pepper,swiss cheese,asparagas
What my dream last night taught me...
Should you ever assemble a team together to run a heist in a building that is highly protected by security, make sure you have a solid team. Secondly, bring the proper tools to pull off your heist. Don’t kill the security…a simple neck chop works (I got to do it to bunch of people!!) The item that you are heisting is of no importance, what is important is the ability for your team to...
Oh the press we will receive... →
[cue Price is Right losing music] When someone’s done it better than you…honor them by invoking their words “Finally, carrying around a Parti-Yard Glass falls under an unforeseen professional responsibility. Friday workday is going to be awesome…” -Fry_Bread_Power, commenting on Meghan McCain ‘Vegas Tweet’
Why Meghan McCain wouldn't come to our campus...
“due to several unforeseen professional responsibilities that are regrettably preventing her from traveling to Juniata” was the reason our campus community was given for the cancellation of Meghan McCain’s talk tonight on Blogging and being John McCain’s daughter. I believe the actual reasons were because she was afraid of her destiny with me….have you seen her?...
This is officially getting ridiculous.– - The Daily What, when commenting on their own candid Keanu of the day.
humblebumble asked: Thank you! But goodness no, i'm not a photographer :D this is an inspiration blog, the images all have click-through links to their proper authors.
Sock locks and gravlaks.
"Choredography" - only OK Go could pull this off. →
With just 48 days to go until the election, this movement is the only thing...– Received this in an email from “Organizing for America” campaign. Truth be told, the guy seems very shady and I wouldn’t vote for him, but I just thought it hilarious that this was a virtual cock-block on Boehner. (how do you pronounce that name anyway?)
Most pinattas are ugly donkeys, or some strange animal. Not this one…this was a beautiful princess. There was something strange and hilarious about observing small children beating this princess with a stick.
There’s no places like a mobile home.
"I'm not F#&@in Michael Jackson am I?"
I heard a story yesterday that reminded me of my own. I was walking the strip in Vegas this past June, when my group of buddies and I happened to come upon a man arguing with a Michael Jackson impersonator. The guy looked as real as Michael and I thought briefly that it was a huge conspiracy. Perhaps Michael didn’t die and just wanted to perform on the street corner outside The Venetian in...