I begin by saying we’ve been through a lot in the past. You’ve given me a lot. Hell, you’re my birth-month. So I have a lot to be thankful for.
However, we need to talk. I would really like it if you gave me less work as I feel that’s all I’ve done since you came to visit this year. I’m not saying you have to take away my work week, but ease up just a little.
Also, stop f#@^&ng snowing!! No seriously, STOP F#@^&ng SNOWING! Get warmer and act like your damn self. I’ve been really good about dealing with your winter cousins. You know January, February and even March, but my patience and optimism is really starting to become depleted.
You’re better than this Apes. Bring me showers, flowers, days of lounging in the woods and B-day funness. That’s how we used to role. That’s why we are such good buds.
I’ll check back in in a couple of weeks.Until then, I’m taking 1 day away from you. No longer will you have 31 days. Only 30. You brought this on yourself A.